They are published here for your entertainment. And if you pay attention, you might just learn something from them...but probably not.
I give you:
Confessions of a Disgruntled Second Grade Future Cancer Survivor
September 18, 1998
My favorite time of the day is dinner. I do it with my family. END OF ENTRY
----------------------->Fatty.
September 25, 1998
My favorite clothes to were are my blak pants and my purpul shirt. I got it at the gap. I wear it to school. It is a nice outfit. END OF ENTRY
September 28, 1998
Usually I am happy in the morning first I get dressed. Next I eat breakfast. Finally I go. END OF ENTRY
--------------------------------->Glad we got that cleared up.
October 7, 1998
I would never play with maches or lighters. Why? because you could get really hert. So never touch enyting that can case a fire. END OF ENTRY
------------------>I touched a stove once to see if it was on. And it hurt. I was right.
October 15, 1998
We watched a movie called Miss Nelson is missing. It's about a very noisy class. Our class is noisy I am somtimes I talk with my nibor but I get quieter. Even no wear noisy I like school. END OF ENTRY
--------------->My talking with my "nibor" I meant plotting with the person who sat next to me about ways to get the girl who sat across from us in trouble (Sorry Britt.)
November 5, 1998
When the rain hits my face I think it feels like cold snow hitting my face. END OF ENTRY
------------------------->I was always very intuitive.
December 2, 1998
My least favorite food is limae beans. I throgh up. But my dad made me eat them once. END OF ENTRY
-------------------->He said we wouldn't go to the mall until I had a bite. Meanest father.
January 8, 1999
Last year I got a spice girls watch. And when I brought it out for play everyone wanted to play spice girls. And two peopole wanted to be baby spice. Then everyone started quitting. And all Who was left was my friend Amber. We were really mad at eahother. But we made up. END OF ENTRY
---------------------->Amber, if you're reading this, thanks for sticking around til the end! I know how overwhelming that game could get.
February 4, 1999
This month you should be honest and truthfull to all. It sometimes is hard to tell the truth because your afraid you'll get in trouble. But sometimes when you tell the truth you won't get in trouble. The person will be greatfull you told the truth. END OF ENTRY
February 10, 1999
I had a poptart a big glass of mdecided to wear my teddy bear sweater and my bellbottom jeans with the black stripe down the middell and then I washed my face. END OF ENTRY
------------------------------>Those bell bottoms were the shit. I was all about bell bottoms.
March 10, 1999
Dinosaurs have been around about 200 years ago. No people were around by that time. Some people think they just got old and died. END OF ENTRY
----------------------------->This is the most brilliant thing I've ever said.
March 15, 1999
I had a GREAT sunday. It was my birthday. I had 5 favorite presents. One was a secret diary, It's like a computer diary. It's really neat. Another one was a flashlight fun Stacie and pooh doll. The flashlight really works. And this art set it's called Thumthings. And a thing were you paint frams. And the last one was a little baby dressed as a bunny. END OF ENTRY
March 24, 1999
My best singer is Brittany Spears. She sings, Baby one more time. She is a good singer. END OF ENTRY
May 3rd, 1999
My mom went to NYCity. I went to the carnival with my sister and my dad. We all went on Spin the Apple, the Fun Slide, and all sorts of things. Then that night my mom came home. She bough me a beanie baby and cats cradle. END OF ENTRY
May 17, 1999
On Saturday I went to my friends new house. We played in the fort. We saw a real rabbit hole. And a dead pig barried in leaves. And on Sunday my dad brought me to the store and gave me a choice. I could get the beanie baby Kicks or the Hope. I got Hope. I really like it. The end. END OF ENTRY
------------------------------------->I haven't seen a dead pig in my entire life.
May 24th, 1999
It is a cloudy day. We will go outside for play. I hope it rains in the evening. The flowers need rain so they can grow. They also need END OF ENTRY
------------------------------------------------------->WHAT ELSE DO THEY NEED??????
June 1st, 1999
On momorial day at 18:15 AM My dog had a baby. I named the baby Bouncer. And I march in the parade with my soccer team. It was lots of fun. END OF ENTRY
--------------------------------->I didn't have a dog until I was 18, and never went by military time.
Love
This Bitch
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